From “Beagle’s Noose”

Copyright 2015

Washington is one of the last states, aside from Delaware, I believe, to allow hanging as an option for the condemned and that’s what I chose, not wanting the populace to have the comfort of imagining I will be gently put to sleep like old Duke, the German Shepherd with severe hip dysplasia, for example. Not a dog I’m acquainted with, I hasten to add, but one who popped up in my head, barking enthusiastically, with the broad smile of that breed. Some dogs smile and some don’t. Cats hardly ever. A cat laughing is a truly unsettling sight. I won’t go into how I know that here. I have to fight against going off on tangents. I have the sense of multitudes milling around me even though I am alone here in my cell. Other realities threaten to break in upon me yet I press on.


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